1 00:04:37,140 --> 00:04:38,140 Mama's in a hurry. 2 00:04:39,900 --> 00:04:41,420 The light cavalry overture. 3 00:04:53,920 --> 00:04:56,600 Patty, get your belief, dear. We'll have to rush or we're going to miss the 4 00:04:56,600 --> 00:04:58,640 boat. I want to miss the boat. 5 00:04:59,180 --> 00:05:01,700 Mother, why do we always have to go to Kiss Me in the Catskills? 6 00:05:02,140 --> 00:05:06,060 I hate Kiss Me in the Catskills. Oh, nonsense. Last year you loved it. 7 00:05:06,520 --> 00:05:07,540 Last year I was a child. 8 00:05:07,860 --> 00:05:09,020 And you're still a child. 9 00:05:09,220 --> 00:05:11,760 Even if you sit up half the night lengthening your dresses. 10 00:05:12,000 --> 00:05:13,700 But I was 17 last week. 11 00:05:14,460 --> 00:05:17,860 You may treat me like a baby, but inside I'm a woman. 12 00:05:18,340 --> 00:05:21,520 Now, Patty, I want no trouble with you this summer. 13 00:05:21,860 --> 00:05:24,980 You're not interested in boys, and I want you to stay that way. 14 00:05:25,260 --> 00:05:27,460 And when you're 18, we'll have a little talk. 15 00:05:27,760 --> 00:05:28,760 18? 16 00:05:29,120 --> 00:05:32,580 My mother, that's almost a whole year away. How will I ever get through the 17 00:05:32,580 --> 00:05:35,660 summer? I'm going to be a misfit all summer long. That's enough. 18 00:05:36,260 --> 00:05:39,820 Finish your packing, change your clothes. And I don't want to hear one 19 00:05:39,820 --> 00:05:41,200 word about kissing me in the Catskills. 20 00:05:44,980 --> 00:05:46,300 Remind me to shorten that dress. 21 00:05:48,500 --> 00:05:50,240 Mr. Hibbs is here with the carriage, Mama. 22 00:05:50,920 --> 00:05:53,840 Hi, Mr. Hibbs. Hi, Daddy. Hi, Daddy. 23 00:05:54,480 --> 00:05:56,460 Mine are full of baggages, Mr. 24 00:05:56,680 --> 00:05:57,680 Hibbs. 25 00:05:59,480 --> 00:06:01,680 Oh, boys, close your valise. 26 00:06:01,980 --> 00:06:02,980 Yes, they're too full. 27 00:06:03,280 --> 00:06:04,280 Have Melba sit on it. 28 00:06:16,650 --> 00:06:17,650 Have hips. 29 00:06:20,550 --> 00:06:21,930 Sit harder, Melba. 30 00:06:30,390 --> 00:06:31,750 Put on your hats and coats. 31 00:06:32,130 --> 00:06:36,170 Do I have to sit on Patty's lap this year, Mama? Can I take Delilah along? 32 00:06:37,830 --> 00:06:39,790 Oh, he was supposed to play the short version. 33 00:06:40,170 --> 00:06:43,690 Yes, you do. No, you can't. Only sissies sit on girls' laps. 34 00:06:44,970 --> 00:06:46,070 Come in, Mr. Hebs. 35 00:06:49,260 --> 00:06:50,400 He'd be stopping by every morning. 36 00:06:50,620 --> 00:06:52,840 You're allowed more time this year, Miss Robinson. 37 00:06:53,300 --> 00:06:57,400 Nettie and Hattie ain't what they used to be. But Delilah doesn't like Maggie. 38 00:06:58,020 --> 00:07:01,660 Why can't Patty sit on my lap? Books never leave enough time. 39 00:07:02,340 --> 00:07:06,160 Can I take Delilah as far as the boat? She's never seen that, so never. 40 00:07:06,800 --> 00:07:09,000 All right, Mr. Hibbs can bring her back with him. 41 00:07:09,220 --> 00:07:11,540 Oh, Mother, really, you think we were gypsies? That's it. 42 00:07:11,800 --> 00:07:12,800 Oh, don't be silly. 43 00:07:13,800 --> 00:07:14,719 It is. 44 00:07:14,720 --> 00:07:17,060 Come on, children, be sure you have everything now. 45 00:07:17,360 --> 00:07:18,780 Take Father's coat, bring... 46 00:07:38,320 --> 00:07:41,360 Young man, I'm not paying you ten cents a day to gawk into a well. 47 00:07:41,600 --> 00:07:43,700 I wasn't gawking. There's a frog in there. 48 00:07:44,580 --> 00:07:46,160 Fish it out after dark. 49 00:07:47,160 --> 00:07:49,660 Now get up here and carry the shooster's bags in. They're still on the front 50 00:07:49,660 --> 00:07:53,240 stoop. Papa, the Surrey's going to be here any minute. Well, what's the Surrey 51 00:07:53,240 --> 00:07:54,240 got to do with it? 52 00:07:54,560 --> 00:07:58,900 Papa, the Robinsons will be on it. Oh, Robinsons or no Robinsons, get up here 53 00:07:58,900 --> 00:08:00,140 and carry these bags in. 54 00:08:16,270 --> 00:08:19,430 Oh, why, Mrs. Robinson, you're looking as young as your daughter. Hello, Mr. 55 00:08:19,570 --> 00:08:20,790 Robinson. Hello, Finley. It's hot. 56 00:08:21,510 --> 00:08:22,510 Billy. 57 00:08:22,650 --> 00:08:23,710 Billy Finley. 58 00:08:27,630 --> 00:08:29,050 Gosh, he's grown a foot. 59 00:08:30,050 --> 00:08:31,050 Hello, Patty. 60 00:08:31,390 --> 00:08:32,650 Gosh, you look wonderful. 61 00:08:33,049 --> 00:08:34,049 So do you, Billy. 62 00:08:34,450 --> 00:08:36,250 Can I help you? Can I take your bag? 63 00:08:36,890 --> 00:08:37,890 Thank you. 64 00:08:38,070 --> 00:08:38,969 Here's mine. 65 00:08:38,970 --> 00:08:40,230 What's the matter? Your arm broken? 66 00:08:46,960 --> 00:08:49,220 better ones. You're up in 23 this year. Oh, Mrs. 67 00:08:49,480 --> 00:08:50,480 Hochstadter finally died. 68 00:08:50,740 --> 00:08:51,739 In our bed? 69 00:08:51,740 --> 00:08:52,740 No, in Hoboken. 70 00:08:53,180 --> 00:08:55,440 Patty, how about a walk before supper? 71 00:08:55,860 --> 00:08:57,000 I mean, after supper. 72 00:08:57,260 --> 00:08:58,460 I mean, how about a walk? 73 00:08:58,920 --> 00:09:00,420 I have an engagement, Billy. 74 00:09:00,980 --> 00:09:01,980 Already? 75 00:09:03,040 --> 00:09:04,040 Oh. 76 00:09:04,160 --> 00:09:05,480 What's wrong with his pants? 77 00:09:05,980 --> 00:09:09,020 Gee, can I help it if my father won't let me have longies for another year? 78 00:09:09,640 --> 00:09:10,640 Poor boy. 79 00:09:10,860 --> 00:09:12,260 Parents are so trying. 80 00:09:13,180 --> 00:09:16,720 Patty. How about walking to the post office with me tomorrow, maybe? 81 00:09:17,380 --> 00:09:20,060 Sorry. I'm not expecting any mail, Billy. 82 00:09:23,600 --> 00:09:25,340 Golly, last summer she was fun. 83 00:09:25,740 --> 00:09:27,100 What's got into her, anyway? 84 00:09:27,460 --> 00:09:28,299 Old age. 85 00:09:28,300 --> 00:09:31,140 She thinks she's 18 and she knows you're only 16. 86 00:09:31,540 --> 00:09:32,540 Well, can I help it? 87 00:09:33,060 --> 00:09:35,020 Besides, I look older. I know. 88 00:09:35,300 --> 00:09:36,760 And I don't mind a bit. 89 00:09:44,400 --> 00:09:48,600 Be sure to scrub out this basin, girls, and remember, there are other people in 90 00:09:48,600 --> 00:09:50,620 the world. Don't stay in the bathroom forever. 91 00:09:51,000 --> 00:09:52,000 Yes, ma 'am. Peggy! 92 00:09:52,300 --> 00:09:54,900 Who put this feather snake in my suitcase? 93 00:09:55,100 --> 00:09:58,920 My new jacket's covered with whiskers. Now, Ray, sure don't get excited. 94 00:10:01,320 --> 00:10:03,060 Must be the molting season. 95 00:10:03,320 --> 00:10:04,600 Yes, well, I won't have it. 96 00:10:16,840 --> 00:10:18,960 How you've changed. Why, you're pretty. 97 00:10:20,340 --> 00:10:22,180 Melba hasn't changed a bit. 98 00:10:23,780 --> 00:10:25,540 We followed your tour in the papers. 99 00:10:25,800 --> 00:10:30,000 Oh, that. Well, after one's been on the stage since one was six. Why, one tour 100 00:10:30,000 --> 00:10:31,000 is just like another. 101 00:10:31,180 --> 00:10:32,820 But with John Barrymore. 102 00:10:33,480 --> 00:10:34,760 Let me touch you. 103 00:10:35,300 --> 00:10:38,840 Yes, he was rather nice. Did you have a scene with him? 104 00:10:39,280 --> 00:10:41,060 Well, no, not exactly. 105 00:10:41,720 --> 00:10:44,160 You see, I die. 106 00:10:45,520 --> 00:10:48,320 In the prologue. Someone in the audience shoot you? 107 00:10:48,740 --> 00:10:49,740 Melba. 108 00:10:50,040 --> 00:10:53,400 You know, Patty, I've got oodles to tell you, but it's all going to have to keep 109 00:10:53,400 --> 00:10:55,320 until big ears with hair bows aren't around. 110 00:10:56,440 --> 00:10:59,720 Melba, dear, why don't you go and see what we're going to have for dinner? 111 00:10:59,980 --> 00:11:00,980 I already know. 112 00:11:01,440 --> 00:11:02,900 Sauerkraut and pig's knuckles. 113 00:11:03,980 --> 00:11:08,280 Patty, mother's still playing whist. Be a sport and tighten me up, will you? 114 00:11:08,780 --> 00:11:10,600 About 18 inches. 115 00:11:11,440 --> 00:11:12,440 Oh, it's... 116 00:11:13,120 --> 00:11:16,320 Beautiful. It's the LaBelle mode for young misses. 117 00:11:17,220 --> 00:11:18,220 Is that all right? 118 00:11:18,540 --> 00:11:22,180 A little tighter, dear. I can still take a deep breath. 119 00:11:22,580 --> 00:11:26,200 They wear the same thing in the Looney house, only they call them straight 120 00:11:26,200 --> 00:11:30,440 jackets. They do give you such a wonderful feeling, don't they? 121 00:11:31,180 --> 00:11:32,180 Yes. 122 00:11:32,480 --> 00:11:34,860 Wonderful. How would you know? 123 00:11:35,680 --> 00:11:39,880 Melba, would you ask Mr. Finley what night we take our baths? I already know. 124 00:11:40,020 --> 00:11:41,620 Thursday, 7 a .m. 125 00:11:42,510 --> 00:11:46,470 Oh, we have Saturday night. But then, of course, we have a more expensive room. 126 00:11:46,770 --> 00:11:50,590 Are there any new people here this year? Oh, not a soul. Talk about the man 127 00:11:50,590 --> 00:11:54,550 shortage. Why, I just may have to ask one of your brothers for a date. Oh, is 128 00:11:54,550 --> 00:11:55,550 that desperate? 129 00:11:55,610 --> 00:11:57,590 Oh, it's indescribable. 130 00:11:58,110 --> 00:12:02,330 Of course, it's not so awful for you. You're not eligible for the older set. 131 00:12:03,170 --> 00:12:04,170 What? 132 00:12:04,370 --> 00:12:05,430 I'm almost 18. 133 00:12:06,010 --> 00:12:07,610 Yeah, in 11 months. 134 00:12:08,060 --> 00:12:09,200 Will you please go downstairs? 135 00:12:09,760 --> 00:12:12,100 Patty, darling, I know just how you feel. 136 00:12:12,520 --> 00:12:18,460 That old unwritten law, 17 just can't go with 18. It doesn't seem fair. 137 00:12:19,020 --> 00:12:21,740 But when you're in the older set, why, then you'll understand. 138 00:12:22,240 --> 00:12:25,880 If you ask me, some people are just afraid of competition. 139 00:12:27,000 --> 00:12:31,040 Melba, dear, why don't you go downstairs and help Billy Finley set the table? 140 00:12:32,560 --> 00:12:33,560 Think I will. 141 00:12:46,390 --> 00:12:48,170 Isn't he dashing? 142 00:12:49,610 --> 00:12:51,230 Who do you suppose he is? 143 00:12:51,590 --> 00:12:54,290 He must be related to that Mrs. Armendez from Cuba. 144 00:12:57,150 --> 00:13:00,290 Well, I guess I'd better be running along. 145 00:13:00,530 --> 00:13:02,410 I mustn't keep my mother waiting. 146 00:13:02,850 --> 00:13:04,790 Thanks for lacing me, darling. 147 00:13:13,360 --> 00:13:14,360 What are the Cuban colors? 148 00:13:14,880 --> 00:13:16,980 Three blue stripes on white with red triangle. 149 00:13:18,040 --> 00:13:19,860 But you're too skinny for stripes. 150 00:13:20,100 --> 00:13:21,500 You don't look good in red. 151 00:13:26,840 --> 00:13:27,960 More water, Patty? 152 00:13:28,580 --> 00:13:30,340 No, thank you. I'd love some. 153 00:13:30,600 --> 00:13:31,920 Melba, that makes five. 154 00:13:32,380 --> 00:13:33,700 The dam will go any minute. 155 00:13:34,000 --> 00:13:35,480 Mama said a bad word. 156 00:13:36,860 --> 00:13:38,760 Go swimming with me tomorrow, Patty. 157 00:13:39,700 --> 00:13:41,400 I really can't say, Billy. 158 00:13:42,060 --> 00:13:43,060 Next day. 159 00:13:43,400 --> 00:13:45,920 I'll have to let you know. I can go both days. 160 00:13:52,940 --> 00:13:59,860 What are they 161 00:13:59,860 --> 00:14:00,860 staring at? 162 00:14:01,220 --> 00:14:02,220 My new dress. 163 00:14:03,720 --> 00:14:05,540 Right this way, Senor. I'm in this. 164 00:14:10,980 --> 00:14:11,980 Thank you. 165 00:14:18,800 --> 00:14:19,840 Patty, close your mouth. 166 00:14:24,900 --> 00:14:29,780 That mustache does nothing for you. 167 00:14:30,240 --> 00:14:31,260 Wipe your lip, dear. 168 00:14:33,440 --> 00:14:35,140 Careful, you'll blow crumbs in Papa's lap. 169 00:14:35,460 --> 00:14:36,660 Oh, Papa, I'm sorry. 170 00:14:36,960 --> 00:14:40,580 Now it's ashes. What's the matter with that girl? It's that new Cuban. 171 00:14:41,140 --> 00:14:45,520 Ouch, that's my sore ankle. Now, Papa, ashes are good for morals. Well, I don't 172 00:14:45,520 --> 00:14:47,080 like morals. Why should I be good to them? 173 00:14:48,360 --> 00:14:49,420 What new Cuban? 174 00:14:49,860 --> 00:14:50,860 Papa, please. 175 00:14:51,220 --> 00:14:52,540 He's right behind you. 176 00:14:52,760 --> 00:14:54,420 Oh, so that's it, eh? 177 00:14:59,100 --> 00:15:01,800 What's so extraordinary about him? You'd think he had two heads. 178 00:15:02,840 --> 00:15:07,240 I was much more attractive when I was his age, wasn't I, Mama? Yes, Papa, 179 00:15:07,260 --> 00:15:11,160 Mama, may I please be excused? We haven't touched your tapio. Ollie! 180 00:15:11,420 --> 00:15:12,480 Quiet, children. 181 00:15:12,980 --> 00:15:13,980 Very well, Patty. 182 00:15:14,120 --> 00:15:15,120 Thank you. 183 00:15:26,670 --> 00:15:27,670 With races. 184 00:15:28,790 --> 00:15:31,670 Oh, dear. 185 00:15:32,110 --> 00:15:33,610 Get back to the kitchen, young man. 186 00:15:33,890 --> 00:15:37,110 A regrettable accident is regrettable. It will happen again, I assure you. 187 00:15:44,090 --> 00:15:45,090 Boy, child. 188 00:15:51,130 --> 00:15:52,130 Like the... 189 00:15:57,520 --> 00:16:02,500 Like a sweetheart needs a kiss, a kiss. 190 00:16:02,720 --> 00:16:06,960 Like the summer needs the sunshine. 191 00:17:24,460 --> 00:17:25,439 With us kids? 192 00:17:25,440 --> 00:17:29,080 Hey, Patty, come on. Let's have the Oceana Roll. Yeah, Patty, sing the 193 00:17:29,080 --> 00:17:30,560 Roll. Yeah, come on, kids. 194 00:17:33,520 --> 00:17:40,420 Billy McCoy was a musical boy On the cruiser Alabama He was there with 195 00:17:40,420 --> 00:17:45,800 a piano Like a fish down in the sea Oh, when he rattled off some harmony 196 00:17:45,800 --> 00:17:51,400 Every night upon the ocean He would get that ragging ocean start That syncopated 197 00:17:51,400 --> 00:17:52,560 motion lovingly 198 00:18:14,219 --> 00:18:17,020 I don't 199 00:18:17,020 --> 00:18:23,980 care. 200 00:18:28,010 --> 00:18:31,930 begins to twist and swerve. The ship starts into difference as the quacks 201 00:18:31,930 --> 00:18:35,550 return. You'll see the smoke so black sneak from that old smoke sack. 202 00:18:35,810 --> 00:18:40,530 It's floating right to heaven and it won't come back. Now here and there 203 00:18:40,530 --> 00:18:41,710 see a stool and chair. 204 00:18:42,010 --> 00:18:46,270 I'll slip around the cabin shouting, I don't care. And then the hammock starts 205 00:18:46,270 --> 00:18:49,270 -swinging and the bell begins a -ringing while we're sitting at bat. 206 00:19:00,810 --> 00:19:03,270 Because he is the master of the razzmatazz. 207 00:19:03,830 --> 00:19:06,170 He's known to everyone as Mr. Jazz. 208 00:19:06,670 --> 00:19:12,030 When he gets it going with a real heartbreak, even Davy Jones begins to 209 00:19:12,030 --> 00:19:13,030 shake off. 210 00:20:35,500 --> 00:20:37,300 Patty, I've got wonderful news for you. 211 00:20:37,500 --> 00:20:40,680 Eddie Gavin doesn't have a girl this year. I believe he's available. 212 00:20:41,160 --> 00:20:42,160 Oh, him. 213 00:20:42,460 --> 00:20:43,800 He's always available. 214 00:20:44,080 --> 00:20:48,200 Well, I wouldn't be too hasty if I were you. You know, a clever woman can always 215 00:20:48,200 --> 00:20:49,200 mold a man. 216 00:20:49,460 --> 00:20:51,740 No, thank you. He's moldy enough. 217 00:20:57,860 --> 00:20:58,860 Oh, dear. 218 00:20:59,980 --> 00:21:02,660 Senor Mendez. Excuse me a moment, please. 219 00:21:11,340 --> 00:21:14,020 Miss Robinson, I've been looking for you. 220 00:21:14,820 --> 00:21:15,599 For me? 221 00:21:15,600 --> 00:21:16,740 Everywhere, but you had vanished. 222 00:21:17,080 --> 00:21:20,820 I wanted to return your fan and to reassure you about the little accident. 223 00:21:21,160 --> 00:21:22,260 Oh, but it wasn't an accident. 224 00:21:22,560 --> 00:21:23,560 You mean you did it on purpose? 225 00:21:23,660 --> 00:21:26,480 Oh, no, I mean, it was all my fault. 226 00:21:26,800 --> 00:21:30,000 I stooped when I shouldn't have stooped. Oh, no, on the contrary, it was my 227 00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:33,320 fault. I bent when I shouldn't have bent. Oh, no, mine. I stooped and I... 228 00:21:33,320 --> 00:21:34,460 Nonsense, man, I bent. 229 00:21:34,680 --> 00:21:37,460 Stooped? No, really. It's forgotten, yes? 230 00:21:39,500 --> 00:21:40,500 Thank you very much. 231 00:21:41,240 --> 00:21:44,680 Oh, but I did spoil your jacket and your dessert. 232 00:21:45,120 --> 00:21:47,260 You know, Mr. Finley only allows one helping. 233 00:21:47,740 --> 00:21:48,740 I'll tell you a secret. 234 00:21:49,080 --> 00:21:50,780 I detest tapioca. 235 00:21:51,780 --> 00:21:52,780 Me too. 236 00:21:53,320 --> 00:21:56,240 I'd much rather have one of your American ice cream sodas. 237 00:21:57,320 --> 00:22:00,240 Well, there's an ice cream parlor in the village. Oh? 238 00:22:00,460 --> 00:22:05,420 Yes. You just go down this road, turn left at the knife, I mean at the fork, 239 00:22:05,420 --> 00:22:08,260 then you turn right, I mean left, and then you go... Well, maybe you better 240 00:22:08,260 --> 00:22:09,260 me the way, huh? 241 00:22:09,450 --> 00:22:10,650 Shall we take a little stroll? 242 00:22:12,610 --> 00:22:13,610 Now? Yes. 243 00:22:14,190 --> 00:22:15,190 The two of us? 244 00:22:15,350 --> 00:22:16,750 Well, as you like to ask someone else. 245 00:22:17,070 --> 00:22:18,070 Oh, no. 246 00:22:18,230 --> 00:22:19,230 Well, fine, fine. 247 00:22:20,470 --> 00:22:22,610 We will toast our meeting with a soda. 248 00:22:23,550 --> 00:22:25,470 Strawberry. Well, hello, you two. 249 00:22:25,770 --> 00:22:28,190 I didn't know you had met. We're old friends. 250 00:22:28,470 --> 00:22:30,190 We're going to have a soda. Strawberry. 251 00:22:30,390 --> 00:22:31,390 I'd love one. 252 00:22:31,750 --> 00:22:34,090 Would you like to join us? I'd adore to. 253 00:22:34,750 --> 00:22:36,170 Heavenly night for a stroll. 254 00:22:37,480 --> 00:22:39,060 Patty, isn't it rather late for you? 255 00:22:40,260 --> 00:22:41,540 I don't know what you mean. 256 00:22:41,840 --> 00:22:42,839 Oh, Patty. 257 00:22:42,840 --> 00:22:46,260 Hello, Valerie. Good evening, Mr. Allmender. Good evening. Bad news, 258 00:22:46,500 --> 00:22:47,500 Time for bed. 259 00:22:47,620 --> 00:22:52,160 But, Mama, I'm not tired. Nevertheless, you need your rest. Growing girls, you 260 00:22:52,160 --> 00:22:53,640 know. Come along, dear. 261 00:22:54,020 --> 00:22:57,380 Now, isn't that just like a mother? I'm so sorry. 262 00:22:57,880 --> 00:22:58,940 We'll do it some other time. 263 00:22:59,160 --> 00:23:00,160 That's a promise. 264 00:23:00,240 --> 00:23:02,040 Good night, Senorita. Buenas noches. 265 00:23:21,420 --> 00:23:23,180 My, don't they make a nice couple. 266 00:23:25,020 --> 00:23:26,420 You asked me first. 267 00:23:27,680 --> 00:23:30,920 Oh, now, Patty, don't you go getting ideas. 268 00:23:31,140 --> 00:23:32,940 He's much too old for you. 269 00:23:33,440 --> 00:23:34,860 You've got plenty of time. 270 00:23:35,660 --> 00:23:38,100 Not on a two -week vacation, I haven't. 271 00:23:48,080 --> 00:23:51,180 Now, don't run, children, and watch out for the poison ivy. What's it look like? 272 00:23:51,400 --> 00:23:53,080 It's a shiny green leaf with three forts. 273 00:23:53,280 --> 00:23:54,340 Anybody knows that. 274 00:23:54,700 --> 00:23:55,700 Like this? 275 00:23:55,800 --> 00:23:56,800 McCormick, drop that. 276 00:23:57,480 --> 00:24:01,540 Mac's going to get poison ivy. If I do, I'll give it to you. 277 00:24:01,940 --> 00:24:04,140 That's enough. I forbid either one of you to get it. 278 00:24:05,120 --> 00:24:07,540 Oh, Patty, hurry along, dear. 279 00:24:12,000 --> 00:24:15,680 Children, be sure you stay over on the children's side and don't get out where 280 00:24:15,680 --> 00:24:16,920 it's deep. Now, run along. 281 00:24:17,280 --> 00:24:18,280 Okay. 282 00:24:20,430 --> 00:24:21,430 at the potato sack. 283 00:24:23,390 --> 00:24:25,430 Where did you get that suit? 284 00:24:25,930 --> 00:24:30,410 Oh, why 285 00:24:30,410 --> 00:24:35,530 don't you watch where you're going? 286 00:24:35,870 --> 00:24:39,050 Tassel buster. I'm sorry, Mac. I'll help you build another. 287 00:24:40,370 --> 00:24:41,370 What's the matter? 288 00:24:42,230 --> 00:24:43,290 Look at me. 289 00:24:43,690 --> 00:24:47,470 Yeah, pretty awful. If I were you, I wouldn't let anybody see me. 290 00:24:48,110 --> 00:24:49,110 Hi, Patty. 291 00:24:49,440 --> 00:24:50,740 Don't go away. I'll be right back. 292 00:24:50,940 --> 00:24:51,940 Hello, Melba. 293 00:24:54,260 --> 00:24:57,960 On second thought, Patty, an older woman like you ought to be with the grown 294 00:24:57,960 --> 00:25:01,260 -ups. Why don't you stand up for your rights and go on back there? 295 00:25:05,380 --> 00:25:07,680 Quick, cover me with sand. Bury me or something. 296 00:25:08,240 --> 00:25:09,239 Come on, Max. 297 00:25:09,240 --> 00:25:10,780 What's the matter? Is she dead? 298 00:25:11,040 --> 00:25:12,500 She will be if he sees her. 299 00:25:12,820 --> 00:25:13,820 Hurry up. 300 00:25:15,220 --> 00:25:17,120 Havana must be simply beautiful. 301 00:25:17,400 --> 00:25:18,400 Mm -hmm. 302 00:25:22,510 --> 00:25:23,469 Hello, children. 303 00:25:23,470 --> 00:25:25,150 What are you playing, huh? Funeral. 304 00:25:25,430 --> 00:25:27,450 Yeah, we just buried a dead fish. 305 00:25:28,170 --> 00:25:29,810 Is that Moro Castle? 306 00:25:30,250 --> 00:25:31,790 No, Robinson's Castle. 307 00:25:32,170 --> 00:25:34,350 Oh, are you Patty Robinson's brother? Yeah. 308 00:25:34,810 --> 00:25:36,610 Where does she hide herself, huh? 309 00:25:37,010 --> 00:25:39,630 Oh, under pails, boxes, most anything. 310 00:25:40,430 --> 00:25:43,650 Well, will you find her and tell her that the strawberry sodas are wonderful, 311 00:25:43,770 --> 00:25:44,770 will you? 312 00:25:44,790 --> 00:25:46,070 Come along, Demi. 313 00:25:46,650 --> 00:25:47,650 Horrible child. 314 00:25:47,810 --> 00:25:49,430 Oh, no. I think she's very amusing. 315 00:25:49,790 --> 00:25:51,050 They're a very charming family. 316 00:25:55,470 --> 00:25:56,289 I was charming. 317 00:25:56,290 --> 00:25:57,290 The soldiers are wonderful. 318 00:25:58,750 --> 00:25:59,790 Shall we take a dip? 319 00:26:00,390 --> 00:26:03,730 If you'll promise to protect me. Why, Valerie, you disappoint me. 320 00:26:03,930 --> 00:26:08,690 I had hoped to find you independent, self -reliant. All the qualities I 321 00:26:08,690 --> 00:26:09,690 in American women. 322 00:26:10,730 --> 00:26:11,730 Oh. 323 00:26:30,730 --> 00:26:31,730 And I'll go first, Patty. 324 00:27:04,910 --> 00:27:07,610 doing there? You come out of there this minute, you could be drowned. 325 00:27:07,950 --> 00:27:11,190 I want to drown, and when I do, I hope my bathing suit washes up right at 326 00:27:11,190 --> 00:27:13,310 feet. What's the matter with your bathing suit? 327 00:27:13,590 --> 00:27:16,130 Has it got a hole in it? Oh, Papa, everything. 328 00:27:16,670 --> 00:27:20,190 All the other girls are dressed like young ladies, and I'm kept like an 329 00:27:20,310 --> 00:27:21,289 an infant. 330 00:27:21,290 --> 00:27:23,590 The way Mama treats me, you'd think I'd still be in diapers. 331 00:27:23,890 --> 00:27:26,250 Now, Patty, I'm sure your Mama knows what's good for you. 332 00:27:26,530 --> 00:27:30,990 Is it good for me to be a laughingstock, an object of ridicule, a potato sack? 333 00:27:31,130 --> 00:27:33,110 Oh, my dear child, can't be as bad as... 334 00:27:33,810 --> 00:27:38,990 Oh, my, yes. Yes, it can. Oh, you poor little thing. Here, put this on. Cover 335 00:27:38,990 --> 00:27:39,929 yourself up. 336 00:27:39,930 --> 00:27:42,350 And I'll, uh, I'll be right back. 337 00:27:42,970 --> 00:27:43,970 Thank you, Papa. 338 00:27:45,410 --> 00:27:47,350 Katie, I want to talk to you. 339 00:27:47,570 --> 00:27:49,710 Look, Papa, the lifeguard's teaching me to swim. 340 00:27:49,990 --> 00:27:52,630 Yes, so I notice. I'll finish the lesson. Thank you very much. 341 00:27:52,970 --> 00:27:53,970 A pleasure, sir. 342 00:27:54,170 --> 00:27:56,270 Katie, you've got to buy Patty a bathing suit. 343 00:27:56,670 --> 00:27:58,990 She has a bathing suit. Look out, look out, Katie. 344 00:27:59,370 --> 00:28:01,430 Call that a bathing suit? That's potato sack. 345 00:28:01,920 --> 00:28:03,580 My daughter is not a potato. 346 00:28:04,240 --> 00:28:07,640 Your daughter? If I remember correctly, I had a little something to do with 347 00:28:07,640 --> 00:28:09,980 that. Now, Katie, look out, Katie. 348 00:28:10,300 --> 00:28:13,560 What do you want her to do? Go around flaunting herself like that silly 349 00:28:13,780 --> 00:28:16,720 Great heavens, no, but I don't... I suppose I ought to put her hair up. 350 00:28:17,240 --> 00:28:18,240 Pull in her waist. 351 00:28:19,400 --> 00:28:20,400 Look out, look out. 352 00:28:20,560 --> 00:28:25,040 And then the first thing you know, some silly young man will come along and want 353 00:28:25,040 --> 00:28:26,520 to marry her. Is that what you want? 354 00:28:26,720 --> 00:28:29,520 Good heavens, no. She's just a child. She's a baby. She's a... 355 00:28:31,379 --> 00:28:34,460 Katie, you're a smart woman. You know what's best for our girl. 356 00:28:34,920 --> 00:28:36,840 I'm going to leave Patty and dial it to you. 357 00:28:37,140 --> 00:28:40,380 Oh, but look here, Katie. Couldn't you possibly find a bathing suit for her 358 00:28:40,380 --> 00:28:41,980 that's maybe a little bit in between? 359 00:28:44,800 --> 00:28:46,940 That's the girl, Katie. Say, you're doing fine. 360 00:28:47,240 --> 00:28:48,640 Come on around here now. 361 00:28:49,120 --> 00:28:50,120 That's the stuff. 362 00:28:58,960 --> 00:29:03,140 Dab -a -dab -a -dab in monkey talk means Jim, I love you too. 363 00:29:03,540 --> 00:29:09,400 Then we made that phone one night in June. He married them and very soon they 364 00:29:09,400 --> 00:29:10,400 were... 365 00:30:04,000 --> 00:30:05,580 I love you too. 366 00:30:06,060 --> 00:30:12,320 Then the big baboon, one night in June, he married them and very soon, they went 367 00:30:12,320 --> 00:30:14,300 upon their abba -dabba honeymoon. 368 00:30:34,090 --> 00:30:36,130 and singing in a honky -tonky way. 369 00:30:36,670 --> 00:30:39,210 Abba -dabba -dabba -dabba -dabba -dabba means monk, I love you. 370 00:30:39,970 --> 00:30:42,790 Abba -dabba -dabba -dabba in monkey talk means chimp, I love you too. 371 00:30:43,110 --> 00:30:45,750 And the big baboon one night in June, he married... 372 00:32:07,620 --> 00:32:09,900 Billy, Mrs. Fessinger wants a hot water bag. 373 00:32:10,360 --> 00:32:11,740 On a night like this? 374 00:32:12,020 --> 00:32:13,240 Don't argue. Fill it. 375 00:32:14,200 --> 00:32:15,300 I'll hold the bag. 376 00:32:17,360 --> 00:32:18,360 Hello, Val. 377 00:32:18,460 --> 00:32:20,740 My Patty, what are you doing here all by yourself? 378 00:32:21,200 --> 00:32:22,580 I'm waiting for someone. 379 00:32:22,780 --> 00:32:23,780 Billy? 380 00:32:24,010 --> 00:32:25,010 Well, I should hope not. 381 00:32:25,590 --> 00:32:26,770 Demi. Oh? 382 00:32:27,570 --> 00:32:29,050 Do you have a date with him? 383 00:32:29,770 --> 00:32:31,170 Well, not exactly. 384 00:32:31,670 --> 00:32:35,730 But last night when I couldn't go for a walk with him, he said, another time, 385 00:32:35,730 --> 00:32:37,810 and this is another time, so... Oh. 386 00:32:38,910 --> 00:32:44,130 You know, Patty, if you want to intrigue a sophisticated man like Demi, you're 387 00:32:44,130 --> 00:32:46,130 just going to have to learn to project your personality. 388 00:32:46,990 --> 00:32:48,850 I'm afraid I haven't much to project. 389 00:32:49,110 --> 00:32:52,950 But of course you have. Why, you're full of latent fire. 390 00:32:53,530 --> 00:32:55,410 All you have to do is fan it a little bit. 391 00:32:56,050 --> 00:32:58,030 Adopt a more enduring manner. 392 00:32:58,430 --> 00:33:04,650 Act more worldly, more mysterious, like, uh, like Theda Barra. 393 00:33:05,010 --> 00:33:10,210 Oh, but Val, Theda Barra was born in the shadow of the Sphinx, and now is born 394 00:33:10,210 --> 00:33:12,210 across the street from McSweeney's livery stable. 395 00:33:12,410 --> 00:33:14,570 Theda Barra's the perfect model for you. 396 00:33:15,310 --> 00:33:18,890 Now, when you get Demi exactly where you want him, appeal to his protective 397 00:33:18,890 --> 00:33:21,370 instinct. Act helpless. 398 00:33:22,320 --> 00:33:26,460 You know, if there's one thing foreign men adore, it's a clinging vine. 399 00:33:27,380 --> 00:33:34,140 Oh, but Val, Theda Bear is too exotic. Patty, it's so simple. All you have to 400 00:33:34,140 --> 00:33:39,380 is think of Egypt, the Nile, the pyramids. 401 00:33:39,660 --> 00:33:40,900 Do you really think it would help? 402 00:33:41,200 --> 00:33:42,200 Absolutely. 403 00:33:43,700 --> 00:33:50,180 Gosh, Val, thanks a lot. Don't mention it, darling. I'm always glad to help. 404 00:34:19,210 --> 00:34:23,590 What did you say? Oh, yes, Demi, there are two Patty Robinsons. One is gay, 405 00:34:23,850 --> 00:34:25,350 carefree, debonair. 406 00:34:26,389 --> 00:34:28,690 The other is deep, mysterious. 407 00:34:29,710 --> 00:34:30,969 The real me. 408 00:34:31,489 --> 00:34:33,550 The me I keep hidden from the world. 409 00:34:34,810 --> 00:34:35,810 I'm an iceberg. 410 00:34:36,270 --> 00:34:42,110 I beg your pardon? Oh, not that I'm cold, mind you, but only one -fifth of 411 00:34:42,110 --> 00:34:43,350 appears above the surface. 412 00:34:44,889 --> 00:34:45,889 Imagine that. 413 00:34:46,429 --> 00:34:49,510 Well, do you suppose the other four -fifths might care to go for a canoe 414 00:34:50,810 --> 00:34:55,889 Oh, golly. That might be rather nice. 415 00:34:56,590 --> 00:35:01,990 If you promise not to rock the boat, the other four -fifths of me can't swim. 416 00:35:02,830 --> 00:35:04,550 Oh, well, then I don't know. 417 00:35:04,910 --> 00:35:08,430 They tell me the lake is pretty deep. Oh, but I wouldn't be afraid with you. 418 00:35:08,470 --> 00:35:12,070 Why, if anything happened, I... Well, if anything happened... 419 00:35:12,380 --> 00:35:16,020 I'd fling my arms around your neck like a clinging vine. And I'd cling, I'd 420 00:35:16,020 --> 00:35:19,980 cling, cling like a... Like a clinging vine. 421 00:35:22,100 --> 00:35:25,620 Patty, I'd love to take you canoeing, but... Did somebody mention canoeing? 422 00:35:26,380 --> 00:35:28,080 Demi just asked me for a canoe ride. 423 00:35:28,540 --> 00:35:29,940 Unfortunately, she doesn't swim. 424 00:35:30,160 --> 00:35:31,098 Oh, dear. 425 00:35:31,100 --> 00:35:34,360 And the Robinsons would never forgive you if anything happened to their little 426 00:35:34,360 --> 00:35:35,360 girl. 427 00:35:35,620 --> 00:35:36,620 Shall we? 428 00:35:37,340 --> 00:35:39,840 All right. I'm sorry, Patty. Will you learn to swim? 429 00:35:40,440 --> 00:35:41,440 Let's go, Valerie. 430 00:35:45,500 --> 00:35:47,140 Deuces. Deuces. 431 00:35:47,440 --> 00:35:49,900 Letting that vamp walk off with him. 432 00:35:50,820 --> 00:35:53,360 And what was the idea of telling him you couldn't swim? 433 00:35:53,960 --> 00:35:57,800 It wasn't my idea. It was... Oh! 434 00:35:59,520 --> 00:36:02,380 Sometimes I wonder what Billy sees in you. 435 00:37:30,220 --> 00:37:36,500 We'll be cuddling soon, cuddling soon by the silvery moon. 436 00:38:33,800 --> 00:38:35,080 You sing like a nightingale. 437 00:38:35,380 --> 00:38:36,700 Oh, I could listen forever. 438 00:38:38,340 --> 00:38:39,800 Do you really like me? 439 00:38:40,160 --> 00:38:41,620 Oh, Paddy, can't you see? 440 00:38:41,820 --> 00:38:43,100 To me, you are perfect. 441 00:38:43,620 --> 00:38:47,760 Oh, but Demi, you're so much older. Everybody says so. 442 00:38:48,200 --> 00:38:51,920 Don't listen to them. In my country, age is unimportant. 443 00:38:52,500 --> 00:38:54,100 Girls marry very young. 444 00:38:57,420 --> 00:38:59,900 You're not asking me to marry you? 445 00:39:00,400 --> 00:39:01,400 Not yet. 446 00:39:01,860 --> 00:39:02,880 But who knows? 447 00:39:03,880 --> 00:39:04,880 Who knows? 448 00:39:05,420 --> 00:39:06,700 That isn't very definite. 449 00:39:07,240 --> 00:39:08,500 Oh, my darling. 450 00:39:09,060 --> 00:39:11,980 Isn't it enough for you to know that you're the one woman I've been seeking? 451 00:39:12,260 --> 00:39:17,060 So beautiful, so alluring, so... so full of latent fire. 452 00:39:18,640 --> 00:39:21,540 I feel exactly the same way about you, Demi. 453 00:39:23,140 --> 00:39:24,800 But we must be honest with each other. 454 00:39:25,040 --> 00:39:26,040 Of course. 455 00:39:26,920 --> 00:39:28,300 There's something I must tell you. 456 00:39:29,100 --> 00:39:32,060 It wouldn't be fair to go on until you know the whole truth about me. 457 00:39:32,510 --> 00:39:33,850 You have a past. 458 00:39:34,250 --> 00:39:36,670 Oh, no, no. It's right now. 459 00:39:38,370 --> 00:39:39,410 I'm so ashamed. 460 00:39:40,090 --> 00:39:41,970 I don't know how I can say it. 461 00:39:42,670 --> 00:39:44,470 It's something over which I have no control. 462 00:39:44,810 --> 00:39:47,610 You... You're not addicted to drink. 463 00:39:48,190 --> 00:39:50,350 No, only sodas. Strawberry. 464 00:39:50,730 --> 00:39:53,310 Oh, my darling, whatever it is, I will understand. 465 00:39:53,750 --> 00:39:56,590 I will forgive and... and forget. 466 00:39:57,630 --> 00:39:58,810 Querida, may I kiss you? 467 00:40:10,860 --> 00:40:15,940 No corset. Oh, Demi, Demi, I tried to tell you. It'll only be 11 months. 468 00:40:15,940 --> 00:40:17,720 wait. What you ask is impossible. 469 00:40:18,140 --> 00:40:19,019 Oh, Demi. 470 00:40:19,020 --> 00:40:21,460 Demi, don't leave me. Please don't leave me. 471 00:40:21,900 --> 00:40:24,520 Demi, don't leave me. Please, Demi. 472 00:40:25,120 --> 00:40:27,300 Demi, please come back to me. 473 00:40:27,600 --> 00:40:28,860 Patty, what is it? What's the matter? 474 00:40:29,120 --> 00:40:30,120 Demi. 475 00:40:30,600 --> 00:40:33,340 You can't swim. 476 00:40:34,120 --> 00:40:36,280 I'll save you. Keep calm. Don't lose your head. 477 00:41:00,430 --> 00:41:03,650 Oh, Demi, Demi, I'm so sorry that I've hurt you. No, that's all right. Oh, 478 00:41:03,650 --> 00:41:04,650 Demi. What is it? 479 00:41:05,990 --> 00:41:08,110 Patty! Oh, Demi. 480 00:41:11,310 --> 00:41:12,310 Patty, 481 00:41:20,050 --> 00:41:21,050 Patty, come back here. 482 00:41:49,230 --> 00:41:50,230 as well come out. 483 00:41:50,670 --> 00:41:51,750 I will wait. 484 00:41:55,750 --> 00:41:57,830 Now, what do you mean telling me you couldn't swim? 485 00:41:58,490 --> 00:42:00,570 I was scared out of a year's growth. 486 00:42:01,510 --> 00:42:04,650 You deserve a good sound spanking, you know that? 487 00:42:05,170 --> 00:42:06,170 I'm sorry. 488 00:42:06,570 --> 00:42:11,750 Honest. I was only trying to... Well, a girl's not supposed to be independent, 489 00:42:12,070 --> 00:42:14,330 able to swim and things like that. Who says so? 490 00:42:14,890 --> 00:42:17,710 Valerie. Oh, she does, does she? 491 00:42:18,070 --> 00:42:20,470 Men don't... like it, do they? 492 00:42:21,650 --> 00:42:22,650 Well, that depends. 493 00:42:23,770 --> 00:42:26,230 Some don't and some do. 494 00:42:27,690 --> 00:42:30,270 But before you catch cold, you've got to get this dress off. 495 00:42:30,550 --> 00:42:31,550 Now? 496 00:42:32,310 --> 00:42:33,730 As soon as you get back to the hotel. 497 00:42:37,130 --> 00:42:38,930 Just borrowing it, amigo. All right? 498 00:42:41,770 --> 00:42:42,870 You're not angry anymore? 499 00:42:43,850 --> 00:42:45,090 We'll talk about that in the morning. 500 00:42:45,510 --> 00:42:46,468 What time? 501 00:42:46,470 --> 00:42:47,470 Come along. 502 00:42:47,500 --> 00:42:48,660 I don't want you to catch the influenza. 503 00:42:49,400 --> 00:42:50,400 Come on, hurry up. 504 00:43:03,520 --> 00:43:04,520 Hello, 505 00:43:06,460 --> 00:43:10,080 Papa. Mr. Robinson. Ten minutes after ten, a fine time to be bringing a girl 506 00:43:10,080 --> 00:43:11,080 home. 507 00:43:11,100 --> 00:43:14,560 What happened? An accident. Party fell in the lake. Wait, frighten me. You 508 00:43:14,560 --> 00:43:17,590 frightened her? Is this your idea of a joke? No. Papa, he was serious. 509 00:43:17,990 --> 00:43:19,130 Where'd you get that blanket? 510 00:43:19,410 --> 00:43:23,150 When he chased me into the barn. Well, her dress was soaking wet, and I... He 511 00:43:23,150 --> 00:43:24,630 wanted me to take it off, but I... What? 512 00:43:25,150 --> 00:43:26,930 Young man, you ought to be ashamed of yourself. 513 00:43:27,150 --> 00:43:30,850 Papa... Throwing my little girl into the lake, chasing her into a barn, bringing 514 00:43:30,850 --> 00:43:34,390 her home in a horse blanket. You should control yourself. You wake up half the 515 00:43:34,390 --> 00:43:36,730 hotel. Yes, and I'll wake up the other half of the hotel. 516 00:43:36,970 --> 00:43:39,970 I was merely trying to tell your husband... And I mistook this man for a 517 00:43:39,970 --> 00:43:44,730 gentleman, a fellow that plays jokes, chases little girls into barns. Papa... 518 00:44:02,400 --> 00:44:04,400 When are you going to light the fuse, Mr. Finley? 519 00:44:05,260 --> 00:44:06,280 Tomorrow evening, boys. 520 00:44:09,440 --> 00:44:10,440 Here you are. 521 00:44:12,580 --> 00:44:18,820 This is going to be the biggest, most elaborate pyrotechnical display in the 522 00:44:18,820 --> 00:44:19,820 entire Catskill. 523 00:44:20,060 --> 00:44:23,580 Oh, Billy, make sure all the Roman candles and the skyrockets are pointing 524 00:44:23,580 --> 00:44:25,580 north, then come inside and change the flypaper. 525 00:44:43,660 --> 00:44:44,980 One, two, three, inhale. 526 00:44:48,160 --> 00:44:50,700 Every summer it gets a little more difficult. 527 00:44:51,180 --> 00:44:53,840 Oh, not that you're gaining weight, my dear. It's that I'm losing muscle. 528 00:44:56,620 --> 00:44:57,960 Oh, I mean, it's for the children. 529 00:44:58,220 --> 00:45:01,300 Oh, it's all right. I imagine by now they suspect we're rather fond of each 530 00:45:01,300 --> 00:45:02,300 other. Come in. 531 00:45:04,060 --> 00:45:05,038 Hello, Patty. 532 00:45:05,040 --> 00:45:07,360 Why aren't you dressed for the dance? 533 00:45:07,960 --> 00:45:08,960 What dance? 534 00:45:09,660 --> 00:45:10,558 Oh, that. 535 00:45:10,560 --> 00:45:12,140 Well, I'm not going. 536 00:45:13,290 --> 00:45:16,390 I'd rather stay here and take care of Mac and Ricky. Well, okay, Melba can do 537 00:45:16,390 --> 00:45:18,630 that. She should be at the party with the rest of the young people. 538 00:45:18,950 --> 00:45:22,290 That Armenda fellow is taking Valerie, and she refuses to go with anyone else. 539 00:45:22,530 --> 00:45:23,530 Oh. 540 00:45:23,550 --> 00:45:24,550 What's the matter with Billy? 541 00:45:25,230 --> 00:45:26,230 Oh, Papa. 542 00:45:26,810 --> 00:45:30,090 Billy, he's just a child. How would I look walking in with a child who's still 543 00:45:30,090 --> 00:45:30,888 in knickers? 544 00:45:30,890 --> 00:45:34,390 A lot more sensible than you would with a grown man. Now, Patty, I think you're 545 00:45:34,390 --> 00:45:37,350 taking this all too seriously. You'll have a lot of bows before you find the 546 00:45:37,350 --> 00:45:38,350 right one, won't you, Mama? 547 00:45:38,510 --> 00:45:40,250 Did you have a lot of girls before you met Mama? 548 00:45:40,490 --> 00:45:41,730 Oh, me? Of course. 549 00:45:42,800 --> 00:45:45,980 Well, that's not what Mama said. Oh, well, of course she... Your Mama didn't 550 00:45:45,980 --> 00:45:46,980 know anything about that. 551 00:45:48,240 --> 00:45:52,900 There was one in particular, a stylish little redhead. She had big brown eyes. 552 00:45:52,980 --> 00:45:56,020 She had a turned -up nose. She had... Oh, she was a pip. 553 00:45:56,720 --> 00:45:57,720 What was her name? 554 00:45:58,020 --> 00:45:59,180 Oh, Beulah. 555 00:46:00,480 --> 00:46:05,120 Beulah was crazy about me. She kept giving me presents all the time. 556 00:46:05,120 --> 00:46:09,720 necktie. She gave me a hand -painted shaving mug with forget -me -nots on it. 557 00:46:10,040 --> 00:46:11,260 Painted it herself, you know. 558 00:46:11,660 --> 00:46:12,660 That was her perfume. 559 00:46:13,380 --> 00:46:18,660 Every time I smell forget -me -nots, it brings me back to Beulah. What happened 560 00:46:18,660 --> 00:46:19,660 to her? 561 00:46:19,720 --> 00:46:22,080 Beulah? She married another man. 562 00:46:23,080 --> 00:46:24,080 Millionaire, mind you. 563 00:46:24,400 --> 00:46:28,980 I thought my life would end. But here I am, still going strong. Eh, Mama? 564 00:46:29,520 --> 00:46:30,520 My, yes. 565 00:46:30,800 --> 00:46:32,240 It'll be the same with you, my dear. 566 00:46:32,440 --> 00:46:35,200 After we're home a couple of weeks, you'll forget all about this fine 567 00:46:35,440 --> 00:46:36,440 Isn't that so, dear? 568 00:46:36,700 --> 00:46:39,960 Oh, yes, just as you forgot all about that stylish little redhead. 569 00:46:40,300 --> 00:46:42,960 Come say goodnight to the boys, dear. The stress ones are waiting for us in 570 00:46:42,960 --> 00:46:45,480 lobby. Oh, no, no, no, Katie, not the chicken feathers again. 571 00:46:45,960 --> 00:46:48,440 Oh, Horatio, they're very fashionable. 572 00:46:48,780 --> 00:46:51,080 Yes, well, I only hope we don't run into a rooster. 573 00:46:52,640 --> 00:46:54,100 Boys, stop that! 574 00:46:54,580 --> 00:46:57,620 Hey, hold on here. Time for you to quiet down now. What's the idea? Why have 575 00:46:57,620 --> 00:46:59,080 they got their sister's nightdresses on? 576 00:46:59,400 --> 00:47:02,420 Well, the girls have outgrown them, Horatio, but they're still perfectly 577 00:47:02,780 --> 00:47:04,500 There's no reason why they should go to waste. 578 00:47:04,940 --> 00:47:06,520 Besides, nobody's ever going to see them. 579 00:47:07,160 --> 00:47:08,520 Time for you to settle down now. 580 00:47:08,840 --> 00:47:09,840 Night, dear. 581 00:47:10,260 --> 00:47:13,220 Night, darling. Patty's going to sit with you. Well, good night, girls. 582 00:47:13,420 --> 00:47:15,120 I mean, boys. 583 00:47:15,700 --> 00:47:16,700 Night. 584 00:47:23,340 --> 00:47:26,140 La covija es del caballo. 585 00:47:27,140 --> 00:47:29,380 The blanket belongs to the horse. 586 00:47:32,020 --> 00:47:34,080 Now, you boys stop it. Remember what Mama said. 587 00:47:36,300 --> 00:47:37,300 Hi, Patty. 588 00:47:37,520 --> 00:47:38,520 Look, cut myself. 589 00:47:39,080 --> 00:47:40,080 Doing what? 590 00:47:40,600 --> 00:47:41,600 Shaving, of course. 591 00:47:42,540 --> 00:47:46,560 Patty, how about changing your mind and coming to the dance with me? Billy, I 592 00:47:46,560 --> 00:47:48,100 already told you. But I got long pants. 593 00:47:48,480 --> 00:47:50,820 I borrowed them from Adolph Glick, the undertaker's son. 594 00:47:51,040 --> 00:47:52,260 His father's got all sizes. 595 00:47:53,200 --> 00:47:54,560 Please, Patty, be a sport. 596 00:47:56,580 --> 00:47:57,620 Very well, then, Billy. 597 00:47:58,000 --> 00:48:01,900 But only under one condition, that you promise to dance every dance with me. 598 00:48:02,680 --> 00:48:04,560 Gee, Patty, I didn't know you felt that way. 599 00:48:05,210 --> 00:48:10,290 My feeling for you is purely maternal, Billy. It's just that, well, for certain 600 00:48:10,290 --> 00:48:13,310 reasons, I can't let anyone else put his arms around me. 601 00:48:14,210 --> 00:48:15,510 Well, that's Jake with me. 602 00:48:16,210 --> 00:48:18,190 Look, you get dressed, and I'll go pick up the pants. 603 00:48:18,550 --> 00:48:19,550 Well, where are they? 604 00:48:19,770 --> 00:48:23,790 Down the old Moravian Cemetery, behind Ezekiel, beloved husband of Arabella. 605 00:48:33,580 --> 00:48:35,920 These pants, I think they must have been made for bigger remains. 606 00:48:36,240 --> 00:48:36,959 Well, let me see. 607 00:48:36,960 --> 00:48:39,920 Well, I've asked you. That's very... Well, I told you. 608 00:48:40,240 --> 00:48:42,220 Well, don't just stand there. Pull them up. 609 00:48:43,380 --> 00:48:45,100 I think I need suspenders. 610 00:48:45,540 --> 00:48:47,520 Don't you know anything about men's pants? 611 00:48:48,240 --> 00:48:50,280 My father has some. Wait for me. I'll be right back. 612 00:48:53,240 --> 00:48:56,760 Well, Valerie, I should imagine you'd find the theatrical profession quite 613 00:48:56,760 --> 00:48:57,760 fascinating. 614 00:48:58,080 --> 00:49:01,080 Of course, a career is all very well and good, but... 615 00:49:01,370 --> 00:49:04,790 What a woman really longs for is a home and babies. 616 00:49:06,050 --> 00:49:10,310 Don't you just adore babies? Well, I don't know. I never had any. 617 00:49:10,690 --> 00:49:15,470 I was talking to my mother only yesterday, and I told her that if the 618 00:49:15,470 --> 00:49:18,610 came along, I'd give up my career in an instant. 619 00:49:18,890 --> 00:49:22,370 Oh, I'd be very sure it was the right man before I made such an important 620 00:49:22,370 --> 00:49:24,490 decision. Oh, but I am sure. 621 00:49:25,110 --> 00:49:28,950 Well, what I mean is, when it's the right thing, you know it at once. 622 00:49:30,030 --> 00:49:31,030 Love you. 623 00:49:31,240 --> 00:49:33,240 It's like that, Demi, darling. 624 00:49:33,920 --> 00:49:35,520 Yes, I... Yes, it is. 625 00:49:36,480 --> 00:49:37,620 Shall we dance? 626 00:49:58,640 --> 00:50:00,580 Billy! What are you doing in those pants? 627 00:50:00,920 --> 00:50:04,460 Looking for suspenders. Billy, you've deliberately disobeyed me. Take them off 628 00:50:04,460 --> 00:50:05,460 and I'll see you in your room. 629 00:50:05,620 --> 00:50:06,700 Father, be reasonable. 630 00:50:06,920 --> 00:50:08,700 Patty's waiting. Get out of those pants. 631 00:50:12,480 --> 00:50:13,660 Billy, how dare you? 632 00:50:14,100 --> 00:50:15,120 You ought to be ashamed. 633 00:50:16,520 --> 00:50:17,259 What for? 634 00:50:17,260 --> 00:50:18,300 His legs are beautiful. 635 00:51:05,870 --> 00:51:07,590 What a perfect couple. 636 00:51:08,430 --> 00:51:10,230 Wouldn't they have beautiful children? 637 00:51:10,690 --> 00:51:12,210 That depends upon whom they marry. 638 00:51:24,930 --> 00:51:26,390 See it, you're a scorcher. 639 00:51:26,810 --> 00:51:29,530 Maybe if you didn't wear celluloid, you know. 640 00:51:30,050 --> 00:51:31,530 See any stray skirts around? 641 00:51:31,850 --> 00:51:34,290 I'd like a turkey shot, but they all got gobbers. 642 00:51:35,580 --> 00:51:37,180 You have my deepest sympathy. 643 00:51:49,760 --> 00:51:50,760 Patty? 644 00:51:54,600 --> 00:51:57,140 I find you in the strangest places. 645 00:51:57,380 --> 00:51:58,820 Now, what are you doing under this canoe? 646 00:51:59,740 --> 00:52:01,160 Waiting for suspenders. 647 00:52:01,520 --> 00:52:02,940 You wear suspenders? 648 00:52:03,220 --> 00:52:04,220 Oh, no. 649 00:52:04,560 --> 00:52:05,560 Not me. 650 00:52:05,760 --> 00:52:06,760 My friend. 651 00:52:11,980 --> 00:52:14,040 You know, I've never met anyone quite like you. 652 00:52:14,700 --> 00:52:16,260 You're an amazing young woman. 653 00:52:17,020 --> 00:52:20,540 Woman? An amazing young lady, then, if you object to being called a woman. 654 00:52:20,800 --> 00:52:21,800 Oh, no. 655 00:52:22,160 --> 00:52:23,480 No, I don't. 656 00:52:23,880 --> 00:52:25,560 Um, may I have this dance? 657 00:52:25,840 --> 00:52:29,460 Oh, no. No, I've got to go home. But you said you were waiting for your friend. 658 00:52:29,960 --> 00:52:32,480 Well, he wouldn't like it. 659 00:52:32,760 --> 00:52:34,100 He's very possessive. 660 00:52:34,440 --> 00:52:35,440 So am I. 661 00:52:37,620 --> 00:52:39,840 Oh, please don't hold me close. 662 00:52:40,420 --> 00:52:41,800 I'm subject to fainting spells. 663 00:52:42,020 --> 00:52:43,019 Oh, very well. 664 00:52:43,020 --> 00:52:44,020 Arm's length. 665 00:53:37,060 --> 00:53:38,080 Do you hesitate? 666 00:53:38,460 --> 00:53:41,980 Well, I try not to. No, I mean in the waltz, the dip step. 667 00:53:43,200 --> 00:53:44,200 Oh, yes, I... 668 00:53:44,570 --> 00:53:45,850 I can be very dippy. 669 00:54:26,500 --> 00:54:28,740 You're not having one of your fainting spells, are you? 670 00:54:31,260 --> 00:54:32,260 Oh, Paddy. 671 00:54:33,580 --> 00:54:35,780 The dance is supposed to end that way. 672 00:54:37,040 --> 00:54:38,040 Didn't you know? 673 00:54:47,660 --> 00:54:50,220 Ladies and gentlemen, form your circles for the polka. 674 00:55:07,600 --> 00:55:09,700 It's all right, Patty. This dancing's quite different. 675 00:55:18,360 --> 00:55:20,940 Imagine coming with Dad half -dressed. 676 00:55:21,160 --> 00:55:22,160 Gee, who? 677 00:55:24,480 --> 00:55:25,600 No fooling? 678 00:55:38,190 --> 00:55:39,690 Ain't got your pin feathers yet, eh? 679 00:55:40,350 --> 00:55:43,310 I always knew I hated you, Eddie Gavin, and now I know why. 680 00:55:43,570 --> 00:55:45,030 Why don't you go back to your doll? 681 00:55:49,210 --> 00:55:51,250 Does your mother know you're out, little girl? 682 00:55:51,890 --> 00:55:55,310 No one asked you to dance with me. Oh, don't be a crybaby. 683 00:55:57,210 --> 00:55:58,670 But look, there's Patty. 684 00:55:59,030 --> 00:56:00,030 Huh? 685 00:56:00,150 --> 00:56:02,750 Well, what did I tell you? She's having a wonderful time. 686 00:56:08,940 --> 00:56:10,780 But does he have to wear them? Certainly. 687 00:56:11,280 --> 00:56:13,080 A man of age ought to know better. 688 00:56:13,520 --> 00:56:15,680 Everybody's accusing you of robbing the cradle. 689 00:56:30,680 --> 00:56:32,500 Oh, hello, dear. Have some fun. 690 00:56:34,340 --> 00:56:35,340 Paddy, what's the matter? 691 00:56:55,560 --> 00:56:56,560 Polly, what happened? 692 00:56:57,940 --> 00:56:59,340 I wanted to die. 693 00:57:00,020 --> 00:57:01,600 Gee, what did Billy do? 694 00:57:02,780 --> 00:57:04,200 It's all his fault. 695 00:57:04,940 --> 00:57:06,900 He should have worn suspenders. 696 00:57:12,260 --> 00:57:13,260 Patty! 697 00:57:14,080 --> 00:57:16,640 Patty, dear, no, no, no. What happened? 698 00:57:16,960 --> 00:57:17,980 She wants to die. 699 00:57:18,340 --> 00:57:21,140 Oh, now, there, there. Don't cry so hard. 700 00:57:27,530 --> 00:57:30,150 Papa's here now. You tell Papa all about it. 701 00:58:03,740 --> 00:58:04,740 Doesn't what? 702 00:58:06,040 --> 00:58:08,340 Who doesn't own a pair of corsets. 703 00:58:08,680 --> 00:58:12,000 I want her to be careful. Oh, that's all. 704 00:58:13,320 --> 00:58:19,280 Oh, Papa, I won't be laughed at. I won't. I can never show my face among 705 00:58:19,280 --> 00:58:22,560 people again. Well, now, honey, it's a very pretty little face. 706 00:58:22,940 --> 00:58:24,560 Everybody knows my secret. 707 00:58:24,940 --> 00:58:26,440 I'm a marked woman now. 708 00:58:27,380 --> 00:58:29,980 Oh, there's your mama. Come in, Katie. 709 00:58:35,340 --> 00:58:36,238 doing here? 710 00:58:36,240 --> 00:58:37,980 I'm terribly sorry about what happened. 711 00:58:38,460 --> 00:58:40,340 Is there anything I can do? You've done enough. 712 00:58:40,560 --> 00:58:43,260 Young man, I demand to know what your intentions are toward my daughter. 713 00:58:43,820 --> 00:58:47,000 Intentions? Well, I have no intentions, Mr. Robinson. She's just a child. 714 00:58:47,740 --> 00:58:49,900 Child? Oh, no. 715 00:58:50,360 --> 00:58:51,500 Here we go again. 716 00:58:51,980 --> 00:58:53,720 I never want to see him again. 717 00:58:54,160 --> 00:58:55,780 There, hear that? Now, go away. 718 00:58:56,000 --> 00:58:58,980 There's shouting in here. You'll have to stop. I pay my board. I'll shout 719 00:58:58,980 --> 00:59:03,340 whenever I want to. But, Mr. Robinson, I can't have you disturbed. After all, 720 00:59:03,460 --> 00:59:04,640 they pay their rent, too. 721 00:59:05,279 --> 00:59:07,160 screaming and shouting is keeping them awake. 722 00:59:09,420 --> 00:59:12,700 Now, please have some consideration for them. If you were a man, you'd meet me 723 00:59:12,700 --> 00:59:14,680 out on the lawn. If you were a man, I would. 724 00:59:16,480 --> 00:59:18,200 Mr. Robertson, this is a family hotel. 725 00:59:18,400 --> 00:59:21,100 And this is a family matter, and I'll trouble you to keep your nose out of it. 726 00:59:21,460 --> 00:59:24,680 Katie! Papa, what happened? Why did you leave the door? Katie, I want to talk to 727 00:59:24,680 --> 00:59:25,860 you. Alone! 728 00:59:28,380 --> 00:59:30,140 What is it? Where's my little girl? 729 00:59:30,540 --> 00:59:32,720 That's just the trouble. You're always trying to keep her a little girl. You 730 00:59:32,720 --> 00:59:35,540 ought to be ashamed of yourself. The mess you've got my daughter into. All 731 00:59:35,540 --> 00:59:38,140 right, just a minute, Horatio. Let's start at the beginning. 732 00:59:38,460 --> 00:59:39,459 All right. 733 00:59:39,460 --> 00:59:40,720 First he lost his pants. Who? 734 00:59:41,040 --> 00:59:42,600 Billy. Then he kissed her. 735 00:59:42,920 --> 00:59:45,220 Billy? No. Then he put his arm around her. Who? 736 00:59:45,560 --> 00:59:46,840 That Cuban fella. 737 00:59:47,180 --> 00:59:48,180 And that isn't all. 738 00:59:48,320 --> 00:59:51,740 Oh, no. My poor baby. Your poor baby isn't a baby anymore. And everybody's 739 00:59:51,740 --> 00:59:54,500 laughing at her because you won't let her wear one of those figure pictures. 740 00:59:54,780 --> 00:59:55,780 Oh, it's ridiculous. 741 00:59:55,840 --> 00:59:59,340 I won't have my daughter a... laughingstock. It's high time I took 742 00:59:59,340 --> 01:00:00,340 welfare of this family. 743 01:00:00,480 --> 01:00:03,380 My girls are dressed like babies. My boys are dressed like girls. 744 01:00:03,960 --> 01:00:06,800 I don't think you know anything about bringing up my children. 745 01:00:07,180 --> 01:00:08,180 Oh, you don't? No. 746 01:00:09,260 --> 01:00:12,260 I suppose that stylish little redhead could have done better. What little 747 01:00:12,260 --> 01:00:14,620 redhead? So, there was more than one. 748 01:00:14,960 --> 01:00:18,140 Oh, now, Katie, now, wait a minute. You're being foolish. It came out 749 01:00:18,240 --> 01:00:19,058 didn't it? 750 01:00:19,060 --> 01:00:21,780 All these years, you've been going around pretending there was no one else. 751 01:00:21,780 --> 01:00:23,860 no, Katie, there was never anybody but you. 752 01:00:24,100 --> 01:00:27,130 I was second choice, and you know it. You only married me because Beulah 753 01:00:27,130 --> 01:00:31,110 wouldn't have you. Now, Katie, I made all that up. I was sitting there. I 754 01:00:31,110 --> 01:00:34,170 at you. You saw me. Well, for a girl who doesn't exist, you certainly described 755 01:00:34,170 --> 01:00:38,050 her perfectly. Well, she doesn't exist. I know who it was, too. Who? 756 01:00:38,770 --> 01:00:41,790 That carrot -topped little barmaid who used to work at Schultz's Beer Garden. 757 01:00:41,830 --> 01:00:44,430 Schultz's Beer Garden. Katie, you're out of your mind. 758 01:00:45,050 --> 01:00:47,850 First I'm not a fit mother, now I'm out of my mind. Now, Katie, I didn't say you 759 01:00:47,850 --> 01:00:50,590 were out of your mind. I didn't mean... I refuse to stay here and be insulted 760 01:00:50,590 --> 01:00:51,368 any further. 761 01:00:51,370 --> 01:00:52,370 Well, where are you going? 762 01:00:53,870 --> 01:00:55,110 I'll undress in the bathroom. 763 01:00:55,710 --> 01:00:57,370 You can't. This isn't our night. 764 01:01:37,680 --> 01:01:40,720 For God's sake, Patty, stop blubbering and let's get some sleep. 765 01:01:41,240 --> 01:01:43,160 Never sleep again. Never. 766 01:01:43,460 --> 01:01:46,100 You're going to be awful tired by the time you're 30. 767 01:01:59,240 --> 01:02:02,500 Oh, Peggy, dear, don't cry so. 768 01:02:03,140 --> 01:02:05,440 No man is worse than you. 769 01:02:05,720 --> 01:02:06,820 You don't understand. 770 01:02:08,240 --> 01:02:09,240 Meditation's ruined. 771 01:02:09,500 --> 01:02:11,840 Oh, it isn't as bad as you think. 772 01:02:12,740 --> 01:02:16,440 Nothing is so terrible it can't be lived down and forgotten. 773 01:02:17,020 --> 01:02:18,580 Oh, Mama, I want to go home. 774 01:02:18,800 --> 01:02:20,460 Now, running away never solved anything. 775 01:02:21,320 --> 01:02:24,040 These things seem so tragic at your age. 776 01:02:24,460 --> 01:02:27,840 But in a few years, you'll look back and laugh at the whole thing. 777 01:02:28,280 --> 01:02:32,700 Laugh? How can a mother say such a thing to her daughter? Oh, believe me, 778 01:02:32,740 --> 01:02:35,400 darling, when I was 17, I felt just the same way. 779 01:02:35,720 --> 01:02:37,420 Only with me, it was fossils. 780 01:02:38,280 --> 01:02:40,380 I thought I couldn't live without one. 781 01:02:40,760 --> 01:02:41,760 But I did. 782 01:02:42,260 --> 01:02:43,260 That's different. 783 01:02:43,540 --> 01:02:44,540 Muscles were silly. 784 01:02:44,900 --> 01:02:46,500 Now, that's only in the point of view. 785 01:02:46,980 --> 01:02:50,120 Ten years from now, you'll probably think courses were silly. 786 01:02:50,680 --> 01:02:52,660 How am I going to get through those ten years? 787 01:02:53,860 --> 01:02:57,840 With you sniffling and Mom lecturing, how am I going to get through the night? 788 01:07:41,820 --> 01:07:44,280 Well, it's been a grand and glorious third. 789 01:07:49,880 --> 01:07:50,880 Hello, Patty. 790 01:07:51,360 --> 01:07:52,360 Feeling better? 791 01:07:52,820 --> 01:07:53,940 I haven't been sick. 792 01:07:55,000 --> 01:07:56,900 I do wish you'd stop following me. 793 01:07:57,240 --> 01:07:59,300 I'm not following the hedge. 794 01:08:01,280 --> 01:08:03,700 Patty, it's not healthy for you to be a hermit. 795 01:08:04,320 --> 01:08:06,180 You ought to get out more among your friends. 796 01:08:06,640 --> 01:08:07,920 I have no friends. 797 01:08:08,780 --> 01:08:09,780 You have me. 798 01:08:11,569 --> 01:08:14,330 Oh, I know what you're going through, Patty. We're in the same boat. 799 01:08:15,350 --> 01:08:20,029 With me, it's knickers, and with you, it's... Some parents ought to be locked 800 01:08:20,029 --> 01:08:21,029 up. 801 01:08:21,529 --> 01:08:23,010 It's not only that, Billy. 802 01:08:23,649 --> 01:08:27,050 The other night, my parents had their first quarrel, and it was over me. 803 01:08:27,689 --> 01:08:29,590 Why, they're not even sleeping in the same room. 804 01:08:30,270 --> 01:08:33,670 Yeah, I guess one room is kind of small when two people aren't speaking. 805 01:08:34,189 --> 01:08:35,189 You know? 806 01:08:36,140 --> 01:08:39,760 When I served dinner last night, your mother asked me to ask your father to 807 01:08:39,760 --> 01:08:40,899 your brother to pass the gravy. 808 01:08:41,840 --> 01:08:43,920 It's all because Mama won't let me grow up. 809 01:08:44,420 --> 01:08:47,540 She won't let the way I look outside catch up with the way I feel inside. 810 01:08:48,600 --> 01:08:53,359 Parents know so little about us. What we think, how we feel, our problems. They 811 01:08:53,359 --> 01:08:54,700 know nothing about our world. 812 01:08:55,319 --> 01:08:56,720 They don't seem to want to. 813 01:08:57,340 --> 01:08:59,100 They've forgotten they were ever in it. 814 01:09:00,439 --> 01:09:03,840 Whether we're happy or not doesn't seem to matter. As long as we do what they 815 01:09:03,840 --> 01:09:04,840 think we should do. 816 01:09:06,320 --> 01:09:10,060 Somebody our age ought to tell people their age about people our age. 817 01:09:10,620 --> 01:09:11,620 I know it. 818 01:09:12,840 --> 01:09:15,939 Patty, help me out tonight at the show. 819 01:09:16,660 --> 01:09:18,120 Do our old number with me. 820 01:09:19,979 --> 01:09:25,160 Gosh, Billy, I'd like to, but I'm never going to appear in public again until 821 01:09:25,160 --> 01:09:27,760 I... Golly, I wish I had the money to buy you a pill. 822 01:09:28,180 --> 01:09:29,180 Billy. 823 01:09:31,660 --> 01:09:33,260 That's a very nice thought, though. 824 01:09:34,319 --> 01:09:35,319 Thank you. 825 01:09:44,460 --> 01:09:45,460 It's Papa! 826 01:09:48,040 --> 01:09:49,380 Did you hurt yourself, Papa? 827 01:09:49,680 --> 01:09:50,680 Of course I hurt myself. 828 01:09:52,260 --> 01:09:57,460 Children, I want to ask you something. We didn't do it, Papa. Honest. Didn't do 829 01:09:57,460 --> 01:09:58,900 what? Whatever it was. 830 01:09:59,680 --> 01:10:03,840 Children, are you happy? 831 01:10:05,700 --> 01:10:08,940 Am I a good father, or do you think I should be locked up? 832 01:10:12,240 --> 01:10:13,760 Let me into your world. 833 01:10:14,520 --> 01:10:16,380 Let me do something for you. 834 01:10:16,840 --> 01:10:17,840 There. 835 01:10:18,080 --> 01:10:19,260 Is there anything you need? 836 01:10:20,320 --> 01:10:22,180 I need some worms to go fishing. 837 01:10:22,860 --> 01:10:23,880 Worms? Oh, here. 838 01:10:25,040 --> 01:10:27,060 Here's a dime. Buy yourself a shovel. 839 01:10:27,340 --> 01:10:30,520 I'd like a white rabbit. You shall have two white rabbits. 840 01:10:31,280 --> 01:10:34,440 No, wait a minute. On second thought, perhaps one would be better. 841 01:10:36,840 --> 01:10:38,760 Melba, is there anything I can get for you? 842 01:10:40,400 --> 01:10:41,400 No, Papa. 843 01:10:41,800 --> 01:10:43,720 What I want, I think I can get for myself. 844 01:10:51,100 --> 01:10:54,280 Gee, he must have fallen on his head. 845 01:10:54,620 --> 01:10:55,620 Yeah. 846 01:18:26,730 --> 01:18:29,010 condition? I don't know. I'd like to see you go. 847 01:18:29,630 --> 01:18:30,870 Oh, I can't. 848 01:18:31,370 --> 01:18:32,730 Nothing can induce me. 849 01:18:33,390 --> 01:18:34,390 Nothing? 850 01:18:34,770 --> 01:18:38,270 Well, perhaps one thing, but that's impossible. 851 01:18:38,510 --> 01:18:40,890 My dear child, the pop -up, nothing is impossible. 852 01:18:46,750 --> 01:18:53,750 You lace them up on the bedpost, you know. Oh, and you know that black dress 853 01:18:53,750 --> 01:18:54,750 of your mama's. 854 01:18:54,940 --> 01:18:56,980 Now, you get Miss Lily to fix that up to fit you. 855 01:19:25,480 --> 01:19:29,400 He had a cute little boat. Bet your life. And all the girlies he would take 856 01:19:29,400 --> 01:19:30,079 a float. 857 01:19:30,080 --> 01:19:33,360 Uh -huh. He had girlies on the shore. 858 01:19:33,840 --> 01:19:36,600 Sweet little peaches by the score. 859 01:19:36,860 --> 01:19:39,840 Oh, but Johnny was a Weisenheimer, you know. 860 01:19:40,080 --> 01:19:42,480 Why, his steady girl was Flo. 861 01:19:42,680 --> 01:19:49,640 And every Sunday afternoon, she'd jump in his boat and bathe. And 862 01:19:49,640 --> 01:19:51,740 then he'd row, row, row. 863 01:19:52,360 --> 01:19:53,360 Way up the... 864 01:19:56,880 --> 01:20:00,140 Then he'd kiss her now and then. She would tell him when. 865 01:20:00,360 --> 01:20:03,920 Well, he'd fool around and fool around. And then they'd kiss again. And then 866 01:20:03,920 --> 01:20:05,260 he'd roll, roll, roll. 867 01:20:05,780 --> 01:20:07,820 A little further he would roll. 868 01:21:18,410 --> 01:21:22,570 Then he'd drop both his oars, take a few more on course, and then he'd roll 869 01:21:22,570 --> 01:21:23,570 home. 870 01:21:28,830 --> 01:21:29,830 Oh, 871 01:21:36,250 --> 01:21:42,370 honey, we're wonderful. I know you did. 872 01:21:42,610 --> 01:21:45,030 If I knew you were going to be here, Patty, I would have done the number with 873 01:21:45,030 --> 01:21:46,030 you. 874 01:21:49,550 --> 01:21:50,550 All right, Eddie, you're on. 875 01:21:54,650 --> 01:21:56,470 Well, if you'll excuse me, I guess I'll go get dressed. 876 01:21:58,670 --> 01:22:00,070 Mr. Finley. 877 01:22:04,130 --> 01:22:05,430 What's Patty doing backstage? 878 01:22:06,110 --> 01:22:09,650 Why, I'm putting her on for a song, right after Jane Shipp's bird call. 879 01:22:09,650 --> 01:22:12,410 won't have it. Everything goes wrong when that troublemaker's around. 880 01:22:13,070 --> 01:22:16,830 You know, Mr. Finley, I have my professional reputation to think about, 881 01:22:16,830 --> 01:22:19,790 the star of this show, I will not appear on the same bill. 882 01:22:20,010 --> 01:22:23,030 But, Valerie, I just asked her to fill the spot. This theater is not big enough 883 01:22:23,030 --> 01:22:24,030 for the two of us. 884 01:22:24,270 --> 01:22:25,650 Now, which one of us goes? 885 01:22:26,310 --> 01:22:27,370 I guess that's me. 886 01:22:27,950 --> 01:22:30,350 Well, Miss Robinson, I... It's all right, Mr. Finley. 887 01:22:30,690 --> 01:22:31,669 I'll go. 888 01:22:31,670 --> 01:22:33,070 Thank you for being so kind. 889 01:22:37,270 --> 01:22:41,150 Mr. Finley, it's not my artistic temperament. 890 01:22:41,760 --> 01:22:44,380 Just the patties of plain old -fashioned jinx. 891 01:22:53,520 --> 01:22:54,520 Mother! 892 01:22:57,100 --> 01:22:58,100 Mr. Finley! 893 01:22:58,340 --> 01:23:01,120 What is it? What happened? My dancing shoes, they're gone. 894 01:23:01,360 --> 01:23:04,820 Hurry up, Valerie. You follow Evie Gavin. I'm not a barefoot dancer. 895 01:23:04,820 --> 01:23:06,140 taken my darling's little shoes. 896 01:23:06,360 --> 01:23:09,260 Well, where are your street shoes? I didn't bring any, and I can't do this 897 01:23:09,260 --> 01:23:10,260 in bedroom slippers. 898 01:23:10,640 --> 01:23:15,740 Some miserable sneak stole my shoes. Now, who was... Billy Finley. 899 01:23:16,320 --> 01:23:20,240 Who, me? Yes, you. You did it for Patty. My son is an honest boy. Why, he 900 01:23:20,240 --> 01:23:23,620 wouldn't think of... Where are they? 901 01:23:25,980 --> 01:23:27,700 Oh, Billy Finley. 902 01:23:29,540 --> 01:23:30,540 Huh? 903 01:23:31,720 --> 01:23:33,140 How dare you? 904 01:23:33,480 --> 01:23:35,280 I wear a size 4 AAA. 905 01:23:35,560 --> 01:23:39,680 Yes. Well, they were here a minute ago. I refuse to submit to these indignities. 906 01:23:40,330 --> 01:23:41,330 I won't go on. 907 01:23:41,550 --> 01:23:45,450 I won't go on, and that's final. You can give the people all their money back. 908 01:23:45,830 --> 01:23:48,770 Come, Mother. I've had enough of amateur theatrical. 909 01:23:51,130 --> 01:23:52,610 Who wants their money back? 910 01:23:53,030 --> 01:23:57,490 Anybody can do her number. My sister, for instance. But she doesn't know it. I 911 01:23:57,490 --> 01:23:58,309 beg to differ. 912 01:23:58,310 --> 01:24:00,290 She peeked in the window all during rehearsal. 913 01:24:00,570 --> 01:24:01,349 She did? 914 01:24:01,350 --> 01:24:02,350 Well, where is she? 915 01:24:02,750 --> 01:24:03,750 I don't know. 916 01:24:03,870 --> 01:24:05,270 You might try the drugstore. 917 01:24:09,040 --> 01:24:10,040 Here we are. 918 01:24:10,780 --> 01:24:13,020 Here's a nice strawberry soda. 919 01:24:13,780 --> 01:24:17,060 I guess there's nothing left for me to do but become a missionary. 920 01:24:17,540 --> 01:24:20,040 Well, you wouldn't want to do that on an empty stomach. 921 01:24:20,900 --> 01:24:21,900 Try this. 922 01:24:22,460 --> 01:24:23,980 Oh, good evening, Mrs. Penford. 923 01:24:27,440 --> 01:24:30,500 Hello, Billy. Patty, the show's in trouble. My father wants you to take 924 01:24:30,500 --> 01:24:32,300 Valerie's place. She walked out. 925 01:24:32,660 --> 01:24:33,660 She did? 926 01:24:34,820 --> 01:24:36,220 How would I know her number? 927 01:24:36,500 --> 01:24:38,260 Well, you peeked in the window during rehearsals. 928 01:24:39,200 --> 01:24:40,200 Oh. 929 01:24:40,560 --> 01:24:42,160 No, Billy, it's out of the question. 930 01:24:42,720 --> 01:24:44,940 Well, if you don't, Patty, we'll have to give the money back. 931 01:24:45,280 --> 01:24:48,340 We're supposed to go to the preservation of wildlife in the Catskills. 932 01:24:49,060 --> 01:24:54,300 What? Think of all those poor little beavers and possums and skunks and... 933 01:24:54,300 --> 01:24:55,840 You're right, Billy. 934 01:24:56,540 --> 01:24:59,780 I mustn't let my personal feelings stand in the way of our four -footed friends. 935 01:25:00,160 --> 01:25:01,160 Come on. 936 01:25:01,260 --> 01:25:02,420 Gee, I hope I peaked enough. 937 01:25:02,740 --> 01:25:03,740 You did. 938 01:25:05,580 --> 01:25:10,440 There goes one of my satisfied customers. Only this afternoon, her 939 01:25:10,440 --> 01:25:12,280 her one of these corsets. 940 01:25:16,020 --> 01:25:18,860 She's undoubtedly suffering from curvature of the spine. 941 01:25:19,220 --> 01:25:24,560 The corset will correct it, but you mustn't bend over in them or they lock. 942 01:25:25,680 --> 01:25:26,680 Like so. 943 01:25:27,260 --> 01:25:28,260 Really? 944 01:25:30,320 --> 01:25:31,860 Patty, are you ready? 945 01:25:32,880 --> 01:25:34,820 You are going to dance with me, aren't you? 946 01:25:36,690 --> 01:25:42,570 Please I I need you Patty can't you ever forgive me for what I did? 947 01:25:43,190 --> 01:25:47,510 But it was if you don't out I'll drown myself in the lake 948 01:26:23,950 --> 01:26:25,250 So that's where they went. 949 01:26:27,070 --> 01:26:28,610 What are you doing after the show? 950 01:26:36,110 --> 01:26:37,130 Well, there's Patty. 951 01:26:37,590 --> 01:26:40,710 And that's my best friend. Tell Mama it was. 952 01:26:41,570 --> 01:26:42,910 What? It was. 953 01:28:36,010 --> 01:28:37,310 You can straighten up now, Betty. 954 01:28:37,550 --> 01:28:38,389 I can't. 955 01:28:38,390 --> 01:28:39,390 You can. 956 01:28:41,910 --> 01:28:42,910 What? You can. 957 01:28:45,410 --> 01:28:46,670 Smile, Betty. Smile. 958 01:28:48,470 --> 01:28:49,470 Smile. Smile. 959 01:28:50,010 --> 01:28:51,490 She's laced him up too tight. 960 01:28:51,890 --> 01:28:53,350 What you got, Lockjaw? 961 01:28:54,750 --> 01:28:58,310 Stand back. Stand back. Give it here, will you? Frozen muscles. Very 962 01:28:58,310 --> 01:29:00,070 interesting. It's that straight jacket. 963 01:29:00,430 --> 01:29:01,550 What have you done to my child? 964 01:29:01,850 --> 01:29:05,210 Mr. Robinson, your child is no longer a child. I'll take charge of it. Carry her 965 01:29:05,210 --> 01:29:06,310 to the dressing room. Here, give it to me. 966 01:29:08,010 --> 01:29:10,590 Imagine one kiss causing such complete paralysis. 967 01:29:10,890 --> 01:29:13,690 Find your own business. You buy that man some pants. 968 01:29:15,330 --> 01:29:16,890 Just set it down here on the couch, please. 969 01:29:17,590 --> 01:29:18,810 On my side, please. 970 01:29:20,530 --> 01:29:22,210 Thank you very much. Now, everyone out. 971 01:29:22,450 --> 01:29:25,130 Yes, everybody out. You too. You too, Papa. Me too. 972 01:29:39,980 --> 01:29:40,980 His head examined. 973 01:29:41,840 --> 01:29:46,060 There. Oh, Mama, how would he know? 974 01:29:47,120 --> 01:29:49,420 In other words, I should have picked it out. 975 01:29:50,300 --> 01:29:51,460 You're a woman, Mother. 976 01:29:55,220 --> 01:29:58,080 And so are you, my baby. 977 01:30:00,780 --> 01:30:04,320 Tomorrow we'll get you a la Belle mode corset. We will? 978 01:30:04,600 --> 01:30:07,040 Well, unless you'd rather have a whalebone wasp waist. 979 01:30:07,470 --> 01:30:08,470 Oh, Mother. 980 01:30:08,630 --> 01:30:09,790 But that's for my new dress. 981 01:30:10,170 --> 01:30:11,370 Oh, I didn't hurt it, honest. 982 01:30:12,470 --> 01:30:14,250 You wear it much better than I ever did. 983 01:30:14,630 --> 01:30:15,910 I think you'd better keep it. 984 01:30:16,190 --> 01:30:18,850 Besides, don't tell Papa, but I can't get into it anymore. 985 01:30:19,530 --> 01:30:20,530 Oh, Mama. 986 01:30:21,990 --> 01:30:22,990 Mr. 987 01:30:23,170 --> 01:30:26,170 Robinson, I'd like permission to call on your daughter when we get back to the 988 01:30:26,170 --> 01:30:27,170 city. What for? 989 01:30:27,350 --> 01:30:30,710 To see her, to talk to her, to get to know her better. It seems to me you know 990 01:30:30,710 --> 01:30:33,950 her well enough. All this kissing, all this spending. It is customary in my 991 01:30:33,950 --> 01:30:35,410 country to ask permission to call. 992 01:30:36,090 --> 01:30:37,590 What a man's intentions are serious. 993 01:30:37,970 --> 01:30:41,130 Of course, you may call them. They will be very happy to see you. Look here, 994 01:30:41,130 --> 01:30:42,170 Katie, this man's trying... I know. 995 01:30:42,430 --> 01:30:43,650 But this is my daughter. 996 01:30:44,070 --> 01:30:47,990 Papa, don't you think it's about time you two stopped acting like children? 997 01:30:48,690 --> 01:30:51,430 By the way, you're behaving like kids aren't getting any sleep. 998 01:31:11,980 --> 01:31:13,060 Yeah, look at her. 999 01:31:13,620 --> 01:31:17,740 I walked the floor with her, brought her through sickness, helped her with her 1000 01:31:17,740 --> 01:31:20,600 homework, and worried and worried about her happiness. 1001 01:31:21,380 --> 01:31:22,620 And now what do I do? 1002 01:31:23,180 --> 01:31:27,700 I walk into a church, and when the preacher asks, who gives this woman to 1003 01:31:27,700 --> 01:31:32,120 man, I stand up like a fool and say, I do. 1004 01:31:33,260 --> 01:31:36,480 Papa, my father was no fool.